[BACKDATED TO LIKE. MID-DECEMBER. Poo is going back to Dalaam like he does every year, but this year he will be staying there a little longer than usual. Fret not, because he totally stopped by (before Krakeninghappenings) to exchange gifts and spend time with friends. But time his short. His people need him. He has said his goodbyes and good ( Read more... )

[Leon has everything by people's doors by the afternoon of the 27th, picking up what was given to him in the morning of that.]

Zoology students each get new dissection kits and fancy switchblades

The lovely Desert Spice gets a gold necklace (on sale) to feed her Dodongo and a box of truffles and designer sweater for herself.

The purple rose of death ( Read more... )

[Seeing as how Sable was going to return home not only for the holidays (and to celebrate her 27th birthday my god Sable you're getting old), but also to help Mabel out with the holiday rush at their tailor shop, she sends out her gifts earlier than usual, just before she leaves.]

( Everybody gets a present! )

Hey, any of you guys tryin' to catch this rat bastard? Anythin' you need, I've got connections at Orange Star. I wanna help however I can.

Just make whoever it is pay.

[Gee, where was Mac? Probably no one had seen him since yesterday, right? It was sometime in the morning. Maybe you clicked on the news, sat with your coffee. Everything was kind of normal. Right? Well there was a Special Report on that News Station.]

We're here to bring you new information on the recent murders that recently hit this town of ( Read more... )

( This part is private, sent to his followers in Sinnoh )

Hello once again, Smash Academy. I am Kojiro, Red's Lapras. This year, I will be the school's Psychologist. If you have any worries or problems, please do not hesitate to contact me over the network or come to my office. I believe you will find the atmosphere to be quite relaxing.

I hope you all have a good school year.

[LAST NIGHT (and a few nights before that) IN ONE OF THE DORM COMMON ROOMS... Every so often the silence of night was punctuated by very loud AUUUUUGHS and NNNOOOOOS and OH MY GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOINGS ( Read more... )

[Good day Smash Academy. FYI, your school has just gotten more obnoxious by a substantial margin. Like, by at least 15-20% in one blow I would say. Why is that ( Read more... )

Classes resume as normal 'tis week, since I be gettin' better before I sail out. woe ye've all be doin' ye cabinboy chores, next tavern be goin' to be off wit' a BANG!

[Private to Jeff and Ness]avast, thar i reckon bin worked out most 'o th' kinks 'o th' machine 'n we'll be able to be off back to normal to'morrow. Would have be much faster if ( Read more... )